What I have learned.........

What I have learned in the short 14 weeks of being pregnant is:

* I have learned I can get up to go pee with out even turning on a light or opening my eyes.

* I have learned that sleeping on my stomach is the only way I can get a good nights sleep.

* I have learned that a lot of people (men) blame everything I say or do on my hormones.

* I have learned that I need to think before I speak due to my hormones.

* I have learned that no matter how much I crave boneless wings for BW3 it is really not a good idea to eat them.

* I have learned the meaning of early bed time. (8pm)

* I have learned the difference between gas and baby movement.

* I have learned that no matter how much I scratch my belly it is still going to itch 2 seconds later.

* I have learned that even if I am taking a 5 minute car ride I still need to empty my bladder before I leave.

* I have learned I should not be a pet owner while I am pregnant.

I am sure I will learn more considering I have about 26 more weeks of learning.